| The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia | - U. Gogh |
| The brother who bleached all his clothes white | - Hue Gogh |
| The sister who wore a mini-skirt and danced in bars | - Go Gogh |
| The real obnoxious brother | - Please Gogh |
| The brother who ate prunes | -Gotta Gogh |
| The uncle who worked at a convenience store | - Stop N. Gogh |
| His dizzy aunt | - Verti Gogh |
| The cousin who moved to Illinois | - Chica Gogh |
| His magician uncle | - Wherediddy Gogh |
| The cousin who lived in Mexico | - Amee Gogh |
| Another cousin who lived in Mexico | - Grin Gogh |
| Nephew who drove a stage coach | - Wells Far Gogh |
| Uncle who was constipated | - Can't Gogh |
| Aunt who was a good dancer | - Tan Gogh |